Coffee Failed Sweatshirt

Soft, steady, and quietly expressive — this crewneck says what your morning can’t. The understated serif text reads like a private note: “COFFEE FAILED / prayers needed.” It settles into quiet routines: slow sips, warm mugs, and the soft hush of a sitter for comfort. Wear it at dawn runs to the kitchen, during low-energy workdays, or layered over pajamas on a stay-home Sunday. The neutral palette and clean design make it easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or lounge pants. Thoughtful details — ribbed collar, tear-away label, and sturdy double-needle stitching — keep it feeling lived-in and reliable long after many washes.

Product features
- Embroidery placement available on left, center, or large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and environmental standards
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; rest of decoration done with DTG

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron.

To Keep It Looking Sharp
• Wash in cold water

• Hang dry when possible

• To remove wrinkles, tumble dry on low or no heat for 5–10 minutes

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