Uncaffeinated & Dangerous Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a quiet kind of humor—bold white artwork of a stag skull and crosshairs sits above the line “UNCAFFEINATED & Dangerous,” a wink for early-morning hunters, rugged outdoorsfolk, and anyone who’s sharper after sunrise. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feels substantial but breathable, with ribbed collar and cuffs that keep shape through wear. The tubular knit body creates a clean silhouette without side seams, while reinforced double-needle stitching holds up to repeated outings and washes. Embroidery or printed neck/wrist details can be added for a personalized touch, making this sweatshirt feel lived-in and personal. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean it’s quieter on the conscience as it is on the trail.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Embroidery placement options (left/center/large chest and wrists) plus DTF-printed inner labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron.

To Keep It Looking Sharp
• Wash in cold water

• Hang dry when possible

• To remove wrinkles, tumble dry on low or no heat for 5–10 minutes

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